Jimmy Kimmel celebrated the information that Texas actual property agent Jenna Ryan, who took half within the Jan. 6 assault on the U.S. Capitol after which bragged she was “definitely not going to jail,” was sentenced to 60 days in prison this week.
Ryan flew to Washington on a non-public jet, but begged for donations by way of PayPal afterward, claiming those that gave her cash can be “blessed beyond measure.”
“Yes, I believe it was the Apostle Matthew who said, ‘Blessed are those who pay legal fees for idiots for they shall be screwed out of 20 bucks,’” Kimmel mentioned.
Ryan wasn’t simply searching for cash, although.
“Not only did Jenna ask for financial support, she want on the local news to beg her cult leader for help, too,” Kimmel added then rolled footage of her pleading for a pardon and insisting she had solely executed what Trump requested.
“Right, I sent money, I drank bleach, I did everything this man asked of me,” Kimmel mocked. “And this is the thanks I get?”
Ryan is scheduled to report back to jail in January.
“If you live in North Texas and you’re looking to buy a house from Jenna Ryan, act quick because the open house is about to close,” Kimmel suggested.
See extra in his Tuesday evening monologue:
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