Stephen Colbert Tasks Joe Biden Is Nonetheless President

“Well, guys, this afternoon President Biden received his Covid booster shot on camera, in front of reporters. When they offered Biden the booster, he said, ‘I’ll take one in my arm and another for my approval rating.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“This comes just a few days after both the F.D.A. and C.D.C. approved it. How did Biden get to the front of that line? I reckon he knows someone.” — JAMES CORDEN

“The actual shot only took a second, and then Joe Biden spent 10 minutes haggling over which flavor lollipop he could have.” — JAMES CORDEN

“The good news is, it should give President Biden the all-clear to join the Brooklyn Nets for the start of the N.B.A. season, so you’ve got that to look forward to.” — JAMES CORDEN

On “The Daily Show,” Roy Wooden Jr. portrayed Francis Scott Key whereas breaking down Key’s iconic banger, “The Star-Spangled Banner.”

Gabrielle Union will seem on Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

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